Blech

So just a couple of things:

1. I have a pretty long paper due in the morning. I'm writing about homosexuality in The Maltese Falcon. The movie has this handsome guy in it. I'm pretty sure I've introduced you before, yeah?

2. I would like your ideas about what to post about. I want something y'all are going to care about. Apparently, not many people want to know about my crows' feet. Give me an idea, and I'll do my best to make it funny. Except for bodily functions. Those are never funny.